I have a Facebook account; which may surprise you considering I write like a 55 year old lonely man. But every once in a while I come across some inspirational sh*t which really mucks up my already mentally unstable mind. But like I say, it’s inspirational sh*t.
So, (not) being a lonely 55 year old man, I thought I would create some inspirational sh*t…well. Google and I. We are very fond of one another…um. I felt a little more lonely when researching questions, which involved the typing of “questions to ask y…”, which I would have followed up with “yourself”, had the suggestions not been:
No suggestion for questions to “yourself”? Okay. *Creeps back to hole in ground*.
So without more-damn-a-do, lets ask questions, to yourself, to make you seriously re-contemplate your potentially already contemplated life. Yeah.
> Question to ask yourself number one (in your face Google- this is history, apparently)-
If this were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?
(the preferable answer being yes, if no, then GET A SHIFT WITH YOUR LIFE WOMEN/MAN!)
> Question two:
What matters most in my life?
(Apart from Nutella, and Joey Graceffa. Oh and Cameron Dallas. And Tyler Oakley, and Troye Sivan and the WHOLE youtube community. #TeamInternet).
> Question three:
Have I done anything lately worth remembering?
(Apart from reading this blog. Obviously. Obviously.)
What have I given up on?
(A friend? A goal? Reading this blog? < OI)
> Questionio five:
If I had to instill one piece of advice in a newborn baby’s mind, what advice would I give?
If I try to fail, and succeed, which have I done?
(Failed, obviously. Right?)
What do I need to change about myself?
(Don’t say your phone, or your clothes, or your eyebrows, think DEEPER.)
How many of my friends would I trust with my life?
(“With my life” being like…hanging of a cliff over a shark infested ocean, or something.)
What do I want most in life?
(For me- utter happiness. *Face palm at self*)
Which is worse: failing or never trying?
Thank you for reading this wee snippet of a blog I threw together for my millions of (non existent) viewers…I appreciate your time! I hope you now have fully re-evaluated your life and will take any necessary action…or whatever.