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16 Common Dreams & Their Interpretations

Everyone has dreams…well, at least, everyone has subconscious dreams (ouch…). Did you know the average adult will of had 100,000 or more dreams within their lifetime? I once heard on top of this that one dreams up to 20 dreams a night…so what do these dreams actually mean? One expert claims it is the body sending internal messages to the person, and if one acted upon a dream, perhaps someone can change their conscious life (for the better, of course!)

Await no more…the answers to all of your dreams and an insight into your subconscious self *cue non-existent fascinated ‘woo’ from also-non-existent crowd*


 

STUPID SMARTPHONE- Smart phones and Facebook are the latest objects to Image result for tumblr phonecreep their way into our dreams. THE DREAM: The most common tech-dream centers around dialing the phone: either your fingers are too fat to dial the numbers on the keypad, or the call keeps dropping, or the person simply cannot get the desired numbers to appear on the screen. THE ANALYSIS: This is analysed to revolve around communication issues in real life. Failing to make a call- and thus communicate with another- may relay the real life situation in which you feel your thoughts, opinions or feelings are not being listened to or considered by someone else.


RUN FOR YOUR LIFE- For women, a commonly recurring dream involved being 2. The Dream: Run for Your Lifechased. An expert believes these dreams ae triggred by ‘fight or flight’ situations in waking life, in which one chooses avoidance rather than open confrontation. THE ANALYSIS: The question from this dream, experts say, is ‘what are you running from in your daily life? It is said that these dreams will promptly stop, as soon as the real life fear is confronted and dealt with.


HAIL TO THE CHIEF- “dreams about the president may symbolize your ability to Image result for tumblr presidentmake decisions and govern your own life”, an expert explains. THE ANALYSIS: “If the president is a helpful character in your dreams, then most likely you’re managing things well, she explains. If he’s a malevolent character, then you may be misusing your authority. And if he is in danger or not well in the dream, then you may be afraid to harness your own power”.


Image result for tumblr schoolSCHOOL DAZE- Almost all ‘back-to-school’ dreams can be related to job stress. ANALYSIS: “That’s a good indication you’re feeling uncertain of your place at work or even your career choice.” Worried about the school bell ringing? “That suggests we feel time is running out on us in real life in the career department.” THE LESSON: From this evident dissatisfaction, perhaps it is time to take action and bin the school bell. Maybe this means finding a new job, or solely making the existing one more meaningful.


FURRY FRIENDS- Dogs are said to represent the characters they possess: loyalty and friendship. THE ANALYSIS: “When you have a dog dream, think about whether the behavior in the dream mirrors behavior in a human relationship you have.” THE LESSON: “Ask yourself which of your real-life relationships reminds you of the behavior of the dog in your dream. Are you or is someone around you being as loyal as a Labrador or as vicious as a pit bull? Your dog dreams will clue you in to the degree of loyalty within you or around you and whether it needs some obedience training or needs to be let loose.”


FLYING HIGH- It’s said to be in connection with your ability to ‘soar to new heights’ and progress onto higher levels within your life. THE ANALYSIS: “You may find yourself flying in your dreams when you have broken free from a bad relationship or a heavy situation the previous day.” THE LESSON: “This dream is telling you to continue being inspired about something you’re doing…this dream is showing you that the ability to rise above and break free is alive and well within you.”


 SECRET RENDEZVOUZ- The affair dream does not have to mirror reality; there needn’t be a real affair to dream of one. THE ANALYSIS: “It does mean something is getting in the way of your relationship. Usually the culprit is work. But it could also be the Xbox, golf or fantasy football. THE LESSON: This dream can actually fan the flames of your relationship.  Once you can pinpoint the cause, compromise. “Offer to give up or cut back on something your mate isn’t a big fan of if he or she promises to cut back on the activity that is causing you to feel left out.”


 

LOOSING YOUR TEETH- This is said to be linked to the way you communicate in waking life. “It may indicate you allowed something out of your mouth that should have remained in there, like your teeth . Another variation is the “teeth crumbling or breaking” dream. This is often about weak speech. Maybe you don’t feel you made your point well enough in an argument, or perhaps you didn’t say anything at all when you should have.”


FULL EXPOSURE-“Finding yourself naked in public is a classic dream and may reflect feeling vulnerable and exposed in waking life.” THE ANALYSIS: Loewenberg says she had the dream the night before she went on “Good Morning America.” The root of the dream is often connected to the concern that others are going to see your flaws. THE LESSON: “Have you ever noticed that no one else in the dream seems to care that you’re naked and you’re the only one freaking out? Your dreaming mind is reassuring that you are the only one giving so much thought and energy to this situation.”


HOME SWEET HOME?- The house is representative of you, whether it is the home you know and love or somewhere utterly unknown. THE ANALYSIS: “Look at it as an honest blueprint of your current self-image. If rooms are neglected, this could be connected to a talent or skill you are no longer using. If you’re eager to explore new rooms, this could be connected to your need to learn and grow.” THE LESSON: “Finding new rooms is your dreaming mind showing you there’s more to you than you are using”- hence perhaps it is time to use that neglected talent, or expand further in your job, schooling etc.


HELLO, LOVER-“In dreams, sex is not about a physical union you want but rather a psychological union you need. For a woman to dream of sex with an unknown man, for example, may mean that she desires generic male qualities and is working on uniting these into her own self and behavior. Sex with a coworker doesn’t necessarily mean you secretly lust for the person, but rather that you desire his or her ability to handle clients with ease.” THE LESSON: “Your sex dream tells you that uniting a particular quality or attitude into yourself right now — a quality from your dream lover — will bring about a new life for you.”


APOCALYPSE NOW-“End-of-the-world dreams are very common and signal that some aspect of our own world is ending or changing.” THE ANALYSIS: “Moving to a new town, changing careers or quitting an addiction — all these milestone changes can bring apocalyptic dreams with them.”


WHERE IS MY CAR?-“Losing your car in a dream is connected to uncertainty or loss of motivation.” “Ask yourself what in your life you no longer want to continue or what is causing you to feel uncertain. This is found to be a common dream among retirees. It can be a reflection of their feelings of being directionless now that they no longer have a job to get up and go to every morning.” THE LESSON: “Your dreaming mind wants you to find a new path.”. “It’s time to try something different because the direction you are headed in now isn’t going to get you anywhere.”


FINAL FAREWELL-Dreams about death don’t usually signal a person’s actual demise. ANALYSIS: “Typically, they occur when things change or end in our lives”. “We may dream of someone we care about dying when our relationship with them is changing. Parents, especially moms, may dream of their children dying when the child has reached a milestone. We may also dream of our own death when we have undergone a major change.” THE LESSON: “Your dream is telling you that it is time to let go of what is passing so that you can look forward to what is coming.”


CLOSED FOR REPAIRS-“The most common metaphor for the clogged-toilet dream is the inability to use it  because of its condition. It’s often linked to the inability to express yourself when something is really bothering you. If you dream toilets are nasty, clogged or unusable, you need to ask yourself what frustration or negativity you are holding in right now. What is it that you are not allowing yourself to flush away?” THE LESSON: “This dream is warning you that your emotional plumbing is backed up. The more you allow your frustrations (to build up), the bigger ‘mess’ you’ll have to deal with in the end. Let it go!”


READY FOR TAKEOFF-“Planes often represent a journey for which you have high hopes.” is most commonly found that planes are connected to career because, like a plane, your career is something you hope will take off, reach new heights and take you places. “When the plane comes crashing down from the sky, it may reflect a giant letdown that has occurred.” THE LESSON: “Be proactive in assessing and evaluating your career path and where it’s headed. Don’t let a little turbulence throw you off course — time to regroup and change directions…”



 

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8 THINGS YOU HAVE BEEN USING WRONG YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!

Do you use your hair grips (or bobby pins if you are that way inclined) upside down? Can you locate the built in straw-holder in your coke can? Do you know how to double the volume of your ketchup pot at McDonalds? Your life-changing wisdom awaits you…

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(SOME) SURPRISING CALCIUM SOURCES TO BOOST YOUR HEALTH!

I pains me to say it but LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER: always eat a balanced diet. This may sound as dull as hell and evoke an endless sense of foods with ‘HEALTH‘ written all over them…piles of fruit…vegetables…spinach…carrots EUGH. Well guess what…did you know that Cheerios are actually surprisingly high in calcium? Hm. Thought not. Your education awaits you my fellow (non-existent) friend…


HOW TO EAT YOUR WAY TO A CALCIUM OVERLOAD!:

  1. Drink a glass of milk after you wake up, and once again before bed. 
  2. Grab a handful of almonds with breakfast…you’d be ‘nuts’ not to! (sorrrry)– the most nutritionally dense nut, packing a crazy amounts of nutrients per calorie and ounce. Aside from calcium, they also contain potassium, vitamin E, and iron.
  3. And as for the cereal…well…CHEERIOS will do the job!– bet you didn’t expect that one… did ya now.
  4. Take an orange for a mid-morning snack– packed to the brim (not that oranges have a brim…) with not only calcium but VITAMIN C TOO!! Amazing. Thank the Lord for oranges (though he could have thought of a name with a little more imagination…)
  5. ….And why not have some orange juice while your at it?
  6. Fancy a yogurt? Take one!– Your calcium overload awaits…
  7. If you’re still not satisfied…take a nibble of cheese.

 


Don’t expect a six pack after employing this tactic, but do expect a ‘new and healthier you’…yeah I don’t get that saying either. Bloody advertisements.

I do wish for you to find this blog post thing interesting…in whatever form a lecture about the health of human beings can be interesting…basically thank you to the one or two lost people who were unfortunate enough to stumble across this site. *sigh of utter depression in empathy*.

Gooooooood ‘damn’ bye (as said by the all love-able Joey Graceffa from the world of YOUTUBE. I love him- just a side note, as you understand.)

 

 

By PlotTwistt

 

A FLAIR FOR HAIR(STYLES)| HAIR YOU WISH YOU HAD

So everyone has hair…apart from if your bald, then, you might as well skidaddle because you quite frankly don’t have ‘a flair for hair‘ and the ‘(styles)’ element is somewhat out of the question. 

It’s Friday… *cue arguments over exact day of the week due to different time zones and life events* which means one of two things: (1) there is a double bill of Coronation Street (2) I must write Saturday’s blog for all one of my loyal readers to bore themselves over *cries to self*.

I don’t want to die my hair. I just like the THOUGHT of it. It’s like dieting: I WANT to go on a diet, but I NEED my annual (daily) 100g Nutella helpings. 

So as I am (un)willingly writing this blog, I here vow to provide the millions of no-ones reading this fab blog (*cries*) with hairstyles to droole over. Normal. 

1.  The “blurple”-as I call it.


2.   The “Best Of Both Worlds”, as they say in the trade.

 

3.  Pink, blue, yellow, green- “Piluoween”. (<Try saying that;)) 

 

4.  A male version (ft. Continuation of beard-nice) : 

  

5.  And last but jolly not least- continuation dos(two):

 
  
And that’s a (metaphorical) wrap! Thank you to the millions of no-ones reading this fabadoo blog- I’m sure you will return…or not, but either way- THANKS FOR STOPPING BY FRIEND!

Sx

Liebster awards|BLOG TEAM UP

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So about three and a quarter billion years ago (a month…literally 30 days) The Girl On The Bench nominated this swanky junior account to take part in ‘The Liebster Awards’. Sounds flash right? I cannot even physically say the damn word- and no, I haven’t tried.

But basically,  I answer 11 questions, no-one reads them, and I pass a different 11 onto the next person/s…finish my sentence. But besides the joking, this is a way to bring bloggers together, so DO IT OR DIE! (But wait, it’s my go first, back off)

  1. What song best describes your life right now?

*Frantically locates iphone and destroys itunes search bar*

Initial overly-dramatic answer: See You Again- Wiz Khalifa.

Now this is not just because this Wiz guy/girl has a crazy-mc-crazersten name, as myself (Sukhi Ruparelia). Don’t even try. It is because of the STUPID S-E-V-E-N week summer holidays, meaning I haven’t seen my fellow amigos’ in d e c a d e s. And the line “i’ll tell you all about it when I see you again” seems of extraordinary relevance at this delicate point in my ever so sore life.

I would give some type of mella dramatic d e e p answer to this but the itunes charts aren’t offering me that particular option right now. Damn you Apple.

2. What’s one memory that you wish you could relive?

tumblr_lxzetbl4nz1qcbsgdo1_500_largeThe past. Welcome to dramatic central. I don’t believe in looking back at mistakes and changes you could or would of made steps to avoid; what’s done is done and there is not a thing on this earth which can change that. Learn from the mistakes made at present, learn from them now, and let them fade. Don’t dwell. It’s not going to change a thing.

*end of unpredicted and quite frankly unnecessary counselling session*

3. Nandos level of spice?

I don’t get Nandos. I never get asked how much spiciness I should allow myself. How is a girl to know. Please send help. End of examination.

4. Three things that you love about yourself

tumblr_n64uue4CJw1slpi32o1_500(1) My friends and family (yes they are part of my life, they are part of me. Leave.), (2) my ability to surprise myself (I’ll leave that open to interpretation…), and (3) my shoes…they are also a part of me. A girl has got to have her shoes.

5. If you could live the life of one fictional character who would you be?

A fictional character…like um, one of the fictional ones. Maybe a character from Eastenders. Hell, they get paid alot. *Completely dodges point of question*

But seriously…probably, I don’t know. Help.

6. Where is your happy place?

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With my family/ in my bed. The two are inseparable. One simply cannot outweigh the other- except for the bed aspect.

7. What is your favourite quote?

*Frantic Google search of “inspirational quotes” returning “About 92,100,000 results”- shut up, Google.*

“You’ve got what it takes, but it will take everything you’ve got.”

Just re-read that again.

No more to say. Inspiration sh*t works- curtsy of Google enterprise.

8. Winter or Summer?

tumblr_nr1c40SsWn1re3kvuo1_500Autumn. Yeah, I went there beach. It is just SO DAMN PRETTY! And does a shed load of good for my instagram posts. Follow me- self promo achieved. *Realises the World Wide Web is a large target, backs off*.

But a combo of the summer warmth with the winter setting and snow would be nice please.

9. One piece of advice you would give your younger self?

DON’T BE AFRAID TO BE YOUSELF YOU LITTLE IDIOT. PEOPLE JUDGE YOU FOR YOU, NO MATTER WHICH ‘YOU’ YOU ARE. DON’T AVOID THE INEVITABLE.

Calm. I am Calm.

10. If you could do one thing for the rest of your life with guaranteed success what would it be?

Be in love? No? Oh, okay. Next.

11. What makes you happy in 10 words?

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Achieving something utterly unexpected with the benefit of other people. (BOOOOOOSH.)


IT’S OVER…to you. Here are:

liebster-5The Rules… (100% not copy and pasted)

Should you accept this award, here are the rules:

Acknowledge and accept the Liebster Award by leaving a comment on the blog where you were nominated.

Copy and paste the Liebster Award logo onto your own blog.

Link back to the blogger who awarded you.

Answer the 11 questions put to you by the person who nominated you.

Nominate and link to 3 to 11 other blogs you enjoy that have less than 3000 followers or are less than 12 months old.

List 11 questions for your Liebster Award nominees on your blog.

Inform your nominees by leaving a comment on their blog.

I nominate for this ever so prestigious internet blogger award:Liebster-1

  1. RisaBerry
  2. Snack On Life, Freshie 
  3. Pastel Pixals 
  4. Not Girly, kinda Nerdy 
  5. Pastel Sparkles 
  6. My Fancy Notebook 
  7. Mute Style

And my ever so flash questions for those stated above are:

  1. What is one ambition in your life you feel you will never complete? (and why?)
  2. Is there anything you have strived to do but never have due to the influence of a factor you feel is uncontrollable? (i.e. afraid of judgement, lack of confidence)
  3. Biggest pet peeve? Why?
  4. Dogs or cats…or both?
  5. Have you any interesting hidden quirks?
  6. A job you hate with a high pay rate or a job you adore paying next to nothing?
  7. Personality over looks?
  8. What is the first thing you notice when meeting someone new?
  9. Desired future career?
  10. What made you get into blogging?
  11. Three things on your bucket list?

There you have it! If anyone, anywhere found some sense of interest in my somewhat desperate attempt at answering questions which quite frankly are beyond my level of understanding…I praise you! You’re stamina must not be undermined.

Thank you for reading, or whatever the hell you’re doing here!

S x

A Work In Progress- Connor Franta: Review

tumblr_nqg9twr7Wp1tcf0aho1_500 (1) So. Damn. I-n-s-p-i-r-i-n-g. When you read this book- because you will – you literally will feel like you could fly to the moon in a Tesco’s carrier bag…or something. I bought the book because it was on offer in Tesco- hence the convenient Tesco reference above. I admit: it was cheap. So I bought it- relatable? No? Oh, just me then. But the point is…ITS FREAKING AMAZING! Let me expand on that…

For the deep thinkers, big dreamers, and innovative creators of the world who inspire me.

This basically is a picture-perfect, well…word-perfect summary of the WHOLE book:

  • Deep thinkers

This 212 page object will seriously make you re-evaluate your WHOLE life. There are chapters on “The Levels Of Friendship”, anxiety, his struggles to identify and accept himself and his sexuality, suppressing your inner creativity, accepting your flaws, happiness, faith…and coffee. There is literally a chapter called “COFFEE”. Completely cramped my tone. Thanks Fanta. (<Yes, that was deliberate. I know my style…*snaps fingers in Z formation*). Connor Franta- A Work In Process

  • Big dreamers

The book begins with a charming 9 page chapter called ‘In Retrospect– which, after an e-x-t-e-n-s-i-v-e Google search for the definition of the word ‘retrospect’, I concluded was a kind of ‘start to finish’ overview of his life- in retrospect. Convenient. The chapter begins with his six-year-old self, describing how his dad’s video camera looks something of “a toaster with a telescope attached”. Fascinating. Being the six-year-old spring bud that he was, Connor decided to use the telescopic toaster as a substitute person, to which he found himself “talking about nothing for an extended period of time under the presumption that I am funny”. No change there then *wink*. The whole chapter originates from this point, from the humorous-telescopic-toaster-talker to his ultimate dream- talking into a slightly less telescopic, less toaster-like object, still presuming he is funny (also, *wink*). Sky

  • Innovative creators“-

*Googles exact and precise definition of ‘innovative’* He in himself is an ‘innovative creator’ for writing the damn book. No-one in the world has ever started work, made progress with whatever it is he or she is doing, and called it what is it- a work in progress. New, original, and somehow creative. Yes, I got those words from the Google definition. emptylighthouse.com_


Thank you for reading, looking at the pictures, or whatever it was you came here for…I appreciate it! In case my somewhat O.T.T sarcasm clouded my true opinion of the book…I DAMN LOVE IT. It is a truly uplifting read; I cannot recommend this enough.

Sx

Ask yourself these questions:

I have a Facebook account; which may surprise you considering I write like a 55 year old lonely man. But every once in a while I come across some inspirational sh*t which really mucks up my already mentally unstable mind. But like I say, it’s inspirational sh*t.

So, (not) being a lonely 55 year old man, I thought I would create some inspirational sh*t…well. Google and I. We are very fond of one another…um. I felt a little more lonely when researching questions, which involved the typing of “questions to ask y…”, which I would have followed up with “yourself”, had the suggestions not been:

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No suggestion for questions to “yourself”? Okay. *Creeps back to hole in ground*.

So without more-damn-a-do, lets ask questions, to yourself, to make you seriously re-contemplate your potentially already contemplated life. Yeah.

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> Question to ask yourself number one (in your face Google- this is history, apparently)-

If this were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today? 

(the preferable answer being yes, if no, then GET A SHIFT WITH YOUR LIFE WOMEN/MAN!)

> Question two:

What matters most in my life?

(Apart from Nutella, and Joey Graceffa. Oh and Cameron Dallas. And Tyler Oakley, and Troye Sivan and the WHOLE youtube community. #TeamInternet).

> Question three:

Have I done anything lately worth remembering?

(Apart from reading this blog. Obviously. Obviously.)

>Question four:

What have I given up on?

(A friend? A goal? Reading this blog? < OI)

> Questionio five:

If I had to instill one piece of advice in a newborn baby’s mind, what advice would I give?

(*Slush warning*)

>Question se…six:

If I try to fail, and succeed, which have I done?

(Failed, obviously. Right?)

>Question seven:

What do I need to change about myself?

(Don’t say your phone, or your clothes, or your eyebrows, think DEEPER.)

>Question eight:

How many of my friends would I trust with my life?

(“With my life” being like…hanging of a cliff over a shark infested ocean, or something.)

>Question nine:

What do I want most in life?

(For me- utter happiness. *Face palm at self*)

>Question ten:

Which is worse: failing or never trying?

(Come on…DUH)


Thank you for reading this wee snippet of a blog I threw together for my millions of (non existent) viewers…I appreciate your time! I hope you now have fully re-evaluated your life and will take any necessary action…or whatever.

Sx

HOW TO: OMBRE NAILS

So you’re probably expecting some super complicated method which requires equipment with o-u-t-r-a-g-e-o-u-s-l-y long names that you can only purchase from the specialist of locations…like China, or something. Let me tell you, I got everything from Poundland. And I’m proud. *play non-existent patriotic Poundland theme tune*

All you will need (from Poundland) is:

  1. A small make-up sponge
  2. Nail varnish (duh)- 2 colours+
  3. Nails, preferably…

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So without more-a-do, lets p…um, lets start.

STAGE UNO:

1Apply a thick white base coat. This will enable your ombre colours to be more prominent, and also mean you will need less coats of them- leaving you more time to Snapchat pictures of your swanky ‘new‘ nails to people who quite frankly couldn’t care less, but hey, they’re cool.

**WARNING: YOU MUST ENSURE YOUR WHITE BASE IS COMPLETELY DRY BEFORE MOVING ONTO STAGE TWO, OR ELSE…I SHALL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OUTCOME…(of smudged nails- DUN DUN DUUUUN!)**


STAGE DOS:2

Paint the make-up sponge with the 2 or more colours you want to blend together in your ombre, one immediately below the other.

(Take note: Poundland make up sponge, I repeat, POUNDLAND MAKE-UP SPONGE)


STAGE TRES:

3Align your chosen colours on the make-up sponge with your nail, so that the colour on the bottom is the colour you want at the base of your nail.

Position the sponge as if you were about to skip to step four, (don’t, that’s rude), to check you are happy with the positioning and the ratio of colouring, blue to pink, in this case. ()


STAGE CUARTO:

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Applying a slight pressure, dab the sponge onto the nail in the position decided in step three/ stage tres.

Use continuous ‘dabbing’ motions moving the sponge very slightly- this will blend the two colours together, so don’t panic if you move the sponge from the original position at any point, as this will help the increase the gradient ()


STAGE CINCO…Y HAYA TERMINADO!

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As it is the nails you want painted, I highly suggest you clean the perimeter of the nail with a cotton bud, to avoid looking like you have obtained some highly infectious multi-coloured disease.

And there you have it, or them in this case…OMBRE NAILS!


Thank you for reading, or even just looking at the pictures. I hope my little ‘tutorial‘ (<lord, I hate that word.) on potentially the most simple process in the entire universe helped you in some way, somehow.

S x

MAX FACTOR CLUMP DEFY MASCARA: REVIEW

Okay, lets dive straight in… (to the blog, not some metaphorical ocean) The mascara is mascara; this means it does as Google says:

mascara
maˈskɑːrə/
noun
 a cosmetic for darkening and thickening the eyelashes.

It undeniably both darkens and thickens the lashes- well done Google. However the extent of its “clump defying” nature is questionable. After a couple days of use, I began to notice those delightful little black clumps so delicately scattered around my eye lashes. Cool. So I can conclude: it doest defy the clumps, meaning is it just ordinary old “Max Factor mascara“- imaginative.

As with all mascaras, the more coats you apply, the thicker and longer your lashes will be (duh). But the added bonus with this mascara is inevitably with more coats come more precious little black blobs. So I recommend not multiple coating.

Now, with the seemingly ‘waterproof‘ editions- there is a ever so slight con. The packaging features the recognisable strip of blue colouring- signifying waterproof, however if you take a wee peek at the small print beneath “clump defy“, you will see it actually says “water resistant“. Bummer. I learnt the hard way- lets just say I understand that the lifeguard was not staring because he was fascinated by my natural beauty (yeah, fat chance), it was the streams of jet black stains coating the entire perimeter of my checks attracting his attention…

Although it is excruciating to admit, there are some pros. The handily ‘eye’ shape of the brush head makes for an easy application (as well as providing a handy reminder that is it your eye lashes you are to paint, not your eyebrow or wherever else you were about to smear the stuff- smart.) It looks a little (exactly) like this:

Other pros run along the lines of its long lasting formula (providing you widely avoid any form of moisture), its colour (black, its black), its flat bottom, and its manufacture origin- Ireland. You may say “What’s the difference, Ireland, China, product’s still the same?“- well technically yes, but no. Firstly, China is located 10,771.2 km away from Ireland. Secondly, the chance it could have been made by a leprechaun is so overbearingly exciting I would import everything from Ireland if I was a wee bit richer.

….And the end result: *cue dramatic drum roll*

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Thank you for reading/ looking at the pictures/  personally forcing yourself to look at this blog- I appreciate your time!

S x  (*insert fancy shamancy signature name thing that the other accounts do*)