Hi! Welcome to PlotTwistt, or as it was previously known: ‘BlabberBlogger’, or before that ‘Lord Of The Grapes’, or as it was even more previously known- ‘Plot Twist‘ (which I have now so evidently reverted to)…or however this alien blogging site decided to remain it. I’m indecisive, can you tell?
Why the name ‘PlotTwistt‘? Short answer: I have no idea. However if there were to be a compulsory explanation required, it would be something along the lines of: the previous and utterly unexplainable “Lord Of The Grapes”, “BlabberBlogger” etc. labels grew unimaginably dull and hence brought forward the desperate need of a final and (supposedly) decisive change.
…And so after decades of brainstorming which returned m-i-l-l-i-o-n-s of overly abstract and quite frankly depressing name ideas like ‘Tea At Your Nans’ (I am eternally mortified), I found myself in stuck with the ever so meaningful yet utterly meaningless name of ‘PlotTwistt‘.
(There is actually an utterly justifiable explanation into the reason for this seemingly odd and rather random name, however to develop this in enough detail would most probably bore anyone who cared to read it to death. Thus I stick with the ‘I have no idea where the name came from’ lie. Partial lie.)
What to post??
I vow to post blogs (<good start) which will be of some use to someone, somewhere in this world (slim chance, I know). Whether that be the use of be in the form of a sort of hacks tip page (as in, life hacks, not computer hacks or anything illegal…), a product review, a random piece of inspirational garbage I found on Google, or something just to make someone smile, I propose (metaphorically) to do it. *Applauses self*
When to post??
Without publicly distributing my age on the conveniently named World Wide Web, I can disclose that I am still studying. Woo hoo. The relevance of this? Thanks to the so wonders of the education system, I seem to find myself with a scarcely small and quite frankly terrifyingly minimal amount of time. Hard life. So, the repercussions of this lie on the blogging schedule. Yes I have one of those. I propose, to post a blog every Saturday, give or take.
*realises potential* *sobs to self*
If you have any suggestions, complaints, conversations, PROPOSALS, life tips, ideas, or A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G, email me here.
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